WordPress Comment Spam – my top 5 from this week

Like most other sites that use WordPress we tend to get our fair share of comment spam. Usually it’s a “select all + mark as spam” solution, but sometimes it’s fun to stop and take a moment to read what’s actually been posted. Here are my top 5 favourites from the last week:

 

1) The “compliment” comment

“Every weekend i used to pay a quick visit this web page, as i wish for enjoyment, as this this website conations genuinely fastidious funny data too.”

 

2) The “here’s some renovation advice” comment

“I really like this. Shabby Chic is certainly a type of Feng Shui, giving a laid back, soft and feminine feel. A very romantic way of decorating making people choose to come in and relax, which is why it can also be known as the cottage feel.”

 

3) Dirt Rabbits & shoe choices

“Do not let your dirt rabbits hold the manage from the beneficial area through your your bed. Make the most of that will additional room along with Shoes or boots Below. Whether or not you may need more space for your tennis shoes, high heel pumps, or sandals, you’ll be able to shop to a 12 various frames inside the Shoes Below.”

 

4) The “Are we really Search Engine Optimising for that?” comment

“WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for low humidity air”

 

5) …and finally, the “I just had to share” funny story

“Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested to see if it can survive a 25 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!”

 

Thanks for putting a smile on our faces Comment Spam Bots, see you again next week.